you're from the 70's, but i'm a 90's b*tch

omg ' how she acts with him '
apparently that's justin agittsrr;omg
IFRHGERSIU I AM DONE
ok so school i'm like shy
with my friends that is treena
ok i am weird with my family #dontjudge
with him i don't need to explain ;)
I GOT A BAD BOY JUST ADDMIT IT
anyways i eat like everything when i'm alone
and with my friends

#justinbieber #isapieceofshit

bYE

no for a second there i was like
whoa
calm yo titties:))

icona pop: i love it
 
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sorry for the sh*tty set ok
 
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1: Real (first) Name?
kelsie
 
2: Current crush!?
uh idk right now i'm #confused
 
3: Addiction?
marijuanna haha just kidding justin bieber<333
 
4: How tall am I?
5'7"
 
5: Relationship status?
i guess it would be fwb
 
6: Girls I trust?
tapanga
 
7: Boys I trust?
ty<333
 
9: Current mood?
meh one of thos 'poke it with a stick and see if it bites' moods
 
10: When was the last time I did something for the 1st time?
oh yesterday
 
11: Confession;
i'm not really a stoner #shhhh
i lied again
 
12: Who I miss?
idk. i'd say drew but no he can suck my dick:)
i miss tristann</3
 
13: Who I last hugged?
ty<3 (;
 
14: Who understands me?
uh ty?? and tapanga
 
15: Someone who is always there for me:
well ty is
 
16: Last Text?
are you alone? - ty
 
17: Who’s a stranger:
uh idk man um the people on the bus with me??
 
18: Who makes me laugh the most?
myselF BC I AM HILARIOUS
 
19: Who I do the craziest stuff with?
ty omf one time we where under the influence of a substance and he was like omg let's go play chicken and we did it was crayyyy
 
20: Who makes me smile?
mysELF BC I AM FLAWLESS
no
 
21: What am i listening to?
icONA POP
 
22: Turn on’s?
oh oh oh tattoos, cigarettes, and oh oh oh oh when i'm pinned down
 
23: Turn offs?
brittish accentS EXCEPT HARRY STYLES HE CAN CORRUPT ME ANY DAY
 
24. Bestfriends?
uh ty and tapanga????? idk
 
26: Second confess?
idk man i like boys
shhh they thing i'm a lesbian
no they don't i lied
 
27: What I hate?
@$$h0L3$??
 
28: Who’s annoying?
jusTIN BIEBER THE LIL $$HIT
 
29: Favorite Sex position?
???
 
30: Last person to give you butterflies?
ty bc -- nevermind

#polyvorehashashtags ????
andways this is #holla
omg ok anyways
#frankocean
ok so the title of the set is from the song lost by frank ocean:)))
 
my kings:: kendrick lamar, tyler the creator and frank ocean oH AND BIG SEAN
 
my masters: justin bieber and harry styles
 
ok that is all
no i forgot queens
my queens:: demi, jennifer lawrence, emma stone, emma watson, miley cyrus, rihanna, and barbaRA PALVIN #scissor

Backseat Freestyle || Kendrick Lamar ♥
 
ok ok hi hi hi i'm kelsie and i'm grounded but my mom is kinda stupid and i have my laptop until five :))))
 

but i can answer like messages & whatnot on my phone ((tho i might block u accidentally))
 
anyways i think you should all go download kendrick's new album, good kid, m.A.A.d city :)))
it is amazing ok
backseat freestyle is my fav.

Justin Bieber || Somebody to Love (Reggae Version)
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1: Full name
haha nope it's kelsie that's all u get
 
2: Age
14
 
3: 3 Fears
bumble bees
hornets
spiders
 
4: 3 things I love
justin bieber
cats
food
 
5: 4 turn ons
lip biting
brittish accents
if you pin me down we r having babies
#4:20
 
6: 4 turn offs
bad breath
loud breathing
smoker of tabacco
snoring
(( AND HAIRY BALLS EW))
 
7: My best friend
idk what are friends?? i don't really have one
 
8: Sexual orientation
straight beyotch†
 
9: My best first date
ok so we went to the beach and ate food anD THEN HE BOUGHT STARBUCKS AND WE MADE OUT
 
10: How tall am I
i am like 5'7.5"
 
11: What do I miss
being in a relationship ((ok so i have a thing with a guy but it's not official))
 
12: What time were I born
2:46am
 
13: Favourite color
i like black and pink
 
14: Do I have a crush
yes i do
 
15: Favourite quote
"expect anything from anyone, the devil was once an angel"
 
16: Favourite place
the beach†
 
17: Favourite food
i don't discriminate
 
18: Do I use sarcasm
psht no ((that was sarcasm))
 
19: What am I listening to right now
somebody to love - reggae version
 
20: First thing I notice in new person
eyes and height and weight tbh
 
21: Shoe size
ok i'm like a 9 or a 10 if they run small
they call me fliPPER OK IT'S NOT FUNNY
 
22: Eye color
ok it's weird like it changes sometimes ok so it's like yellow and blue on the outside
 
23: Hair color
iss gon be red like in the summer
 
24: Favourite style of clothing
hipster and grunge
 
25: Ever done a prank call?
o yea do u like mustard
no
well why did u order 100 tubs of it
 
27: Meaning behind my URL
ok so my tumblr is like justns arms bc justins arms make me wet and this one is a song by dww that's called royalty so i was creative
 
28: Favourite movie
it was wild child now idk what it is hmm pitch perfect????/ idk
 
29: Favourite song
rihanna - stay ft mikky ekko
 
30: Favourite band
down with webster or nirvana
 
31: How I feel right now
meh
 
32: Someone I love
jbieber
 
33: My current relationship status
it's complicated
 
34: My relationship with my parents
it's ok my dad called me a poser the other day so i'm a little mad at him but
 
35: Favourite holiday
not chriSTMAS
 
36: Tattoos and piercing i have
i has my ears pierced
 
37: Tattoos and piercing i want
i'm getting the cartlage done and i'm getting a tatto on my wrist
 
38: The reason I joined Tumblr
so i could clip pictures to polyvore lol
 
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
yes
 
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
sometimes
 
41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
um idk where my phone is so idk
 
42: When did I last hold hands?
like yesterday
 
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
and hour
 
44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?
kindof
 
45: Where am I right now?
on my couch nigguh bc couch potato
 
46: If I were drunk a/f; can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
um leyum
 
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
overly loud
 
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
mum
 
49: Am I excited for anything?
not really i mean kinda for toronto
 
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
yep
 
51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
like everyday
 
52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
yesterday
 
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
i'd punch him and the s l u t he was kissing in the face
 
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
leyum
 
55: What is something I disliked about today?
i just sat here
 
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
g idk man.
((heavy sarcasm--justin bieber))
 
57: What do I think about most?
justin bieber
 
58: What’s my strangest talent?
i can whistle through my nose kinda
 
59: Do I have any strange phobias?
like is bananas and the living dead considered strange
 
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
behind
 
61: What was the last lie I told?
that i don't like 1d
 
62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
um idk
 
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
idk about ghosts but aliens are an option
 
64: Do I believe in magic?
no
 
65: Do I believe in luck?
idk no
 
66: What's the weather like right now?
like 14 degrees celcius and sunny
 
67: What was the last book I've read?
idk uh i think it was evil at heart??
 
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
it's maaaaagical
 
69: Do I have any nicknames?
yes
 
70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?
i broke my wrist in grade 2
 
71: Do I spend money or save it?
i spend money like i got stacks †
 
72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?
yes i can
 
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?
i think so
 
74: Favourite animal?
#tigers
 
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
waiting to go the airport
 
76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
uh clause
no oops it says sATAN not sANTA
 
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
somebody to love reggae version
 
78: How can you win my heart?
oh oh oh u just be nice and like justin bieber
 
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
404 error - invalid code
 
80: What is my favorite word?
um idk ii think right now it's nauseous
 
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr
ii have 5 can i list my own
 
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
i am going to f u ck justin bieber and u are all going 2 watch and u r gonna like it oKAY
no that is not what i would say
 
83: Do I have any relatives in jail?
idk maybe i think might
 
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
oh oh my power is to have 3 powers: to be skinny, invisibility and flight
 
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
um how i lost the v c
 
86: What is my current desktop picture?
justin bieber
 
87: Had sex?
-
 
88: Bought condoms?
lolz
 
89: Gotten pregnant?
.
 
90: Failed a class?
not yet
 
91: Kissed a boy?
yes
 
92: Kissed a girl?
um no
 
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
yes
 
94: Had job?
kinda
 
95: Left the house without my wallet?
yes
 
96: Bullied someone on the internet?
no
 
97: Had sex in public?
.
 
98: Played on a sports team?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no
 
99: Smoked weed?
:))))
 
100: Did drugs?
weed is a drug is it not
 
101: Smoked cigarettes?
i have but i never will again
 
102: Drank alcohol?
yes i hav
 
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
no beef is my nigga <33
 
104: Been overweight?
yep
 
105: Been underweight?
lol yep
 
106: Been to a wedding?
yep
 
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
whAT DO U THINK
 
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
i think so idk it's always on for background noise
 
109: Been outside my home country?
yep
 
110: Gotten my heart broken?
idk man
 
111: Been to a professional sports game?
i think so
 
112: Broken a bone?
yes
 
113: Cut myself?
like purposely in a suicidal manner yes
 
114: Been to prom?
um no
 
115: Been in airplane?
lol yes
 
116: Fly by helicopter?
LOLNO
 
117: What concerts have I been to?
ok so i seen (karl wolf, classified, my name is kay) hedley ((i met classified at that concert:)) )) and (the wanted, carly rae jepsen,) and jusTIN BIEBER ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
 
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
uh no but mila kunis makes me question my sexuality (✿◠‿◠)
 
119: Learned another language?
i can speak french
 
120: Wore make up?
i wear it everyday now
 
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?
well i'm 14 so,
 
122: Had oral sex?
,,,,
 
123: Dyed my hair?
yes
 
124: Voted in a presidential election?
idk man i'm canadian
 
125: Rode in an ambulance?
yepp
 
126: Had a surgery?
yepp
 
127: Met someone famous?
classified and quAKE MATTHEWS
 
128: Stalked someone on a social network?
hahaha
 
129: Peed outside?
lol ya
 
130: Been fishing?
yep
 
131: Helped with charity?
p.o.p(✿◠‿◠)
 
132: Been rejected by a crush?
lol ya
 
133: Broken a mirror?
yes
 
134: What do I want for birthday?
iPhone
 
135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
uh i don't want any
 
136: Was I named after anyone?
i don't think so
 
137: Do I like my handwriting?
sometimes
 
138: What was my favourite toy as a child?
the big comfy couch(✿◠‿◠)
 
139: Favourite Tv Show?
pretty little little liars and awkward
 
140: Where do I want to live when older?
los angeles
 
141: Play any musical instrument?
the recorder(✿◕‿◠)
 
142: One of my scars, how did I get it?
i was shoved up against a telephone post
 
143: Favourite pizza toping?
sausage
 
144: Am I afraid of the dark?
yes
 
145: Am I afraid of heights?
sometimes
 
146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
i don't know it depends
 
147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
lol
 
148: What I'm really bad at
getting skinny
 
149: What my greatest achievements are
um idk man like getting honors;)
 

150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me
'you're the fattest piece of sh-t'
 
151: What I'd do if I won in a lottery
but justin bieber as a male prostitute
 
152: What do I like about myself
um my nails
 
153: My closest Polyvore friend
@xocasey
 
154: Something I fantasize about
being skinny uGH

makes me wanna shoot myself sometimes you know
he's so damn attractive
http://media.tumblr.com/075974b143c12a7e46498e92d77898cb/tumblr_inline_mlk74vx2tg1qz4rgp.gif
u can see his effing dick
do u kno how wet that makes me
what
polyvore should have strikethrough text
but anyways
 
john luKE IS MY HUSBAND BC HE IS LIKE MY FAV AND HE IS FLAWLESS AND HE LIKES ICE CREAM AND HE IS SO CUTE
ii meAN LOOK AT HIM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/3a4625231c2cc81cc3ad2cfa3beec9e9/tumblr_ml54i8j0CJ1riwprko1_250.jpg
 

ugh get inside me
 

i am done
tumblr is a weird website because 14 year old girls and talk about their vaginas on there
 
lol
i am done with myself